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MALE virgins & MOVING are both tough to deal with

Kids:

 

sorry for not posting this week.

miss toy has been moving and let me tell ya’… .

this a fresh kinda hell i never expected.

anyway, kids, i will be back next week.

i’m thinking of writing about cervical cancer, male virgins, or funky spunk…. .

let me know if y’all have any ideas for me.

dang it…the mover just dropped the sofa!! miss toy

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Mr. Pickett seems harder and more stiff.

A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger.  Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. OUCH. Maybe?  When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood. POW!!

Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves. Yes, by themselves.  Anyway, some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber.  Since these cock rings are not adjustable, the right size needs to be chosen for a proper fit.  For example, one that fits too tightly could be hard to remove and could cut off circulation in the penis entirely.  Metal rings can cause a rash or other skin reactions in some men, so this is something to consider when shopping around. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

So, how do they work? Well, cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect.  Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space.  The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard.  Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

Any questions so far?

For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly.  If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight.  In that case, take the cock ring off immediately.  It’s also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold.  In addition, it’s dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don’t worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.  Really, trust me they have.

As always have fun, ask questions, and let Miss toy help you.

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Oil and Water really don’t mix

Are you satisfied with your sex life? Could things be betta? Need a lil’ spice in the bedroom?

Using sexual lubricants during sexual intercourse, masturbation and for use with sex toys enhances the experience for most people. The slippery texture of a lubricant adds to the sensual feel of almost any sexual encounter with a partner or when you are engaged in self-pleasure.  It can also help those women who’s bodies don’t manufacture enough natural lubricant.

It is very important to use the correct lubricant for the sexual activity and other sexual items involved. Certain lubricants disintegrate condoms, others will destroy sex toys, some work better for anal sex and prefferred for masturbation.

There are four types of lubricants: Water-based, petroleum-based, those made from natural oils, and silicone-based. Each has its advantages and disadvantages.

Water-based lubes: These are the most versatile, safe and popular lubricants for all situations. Typically made of de-ionized water, glycerin, and propylene glycol, they’re safe to use with condoms and all forms of barrier birth control. It is rare that water-based lubricants cause irritation, (be not impossible) and they don’t stain clothing. They are safe to ingest, and they come in both flavored and unflavored varieties. They tend to dry out over extended periods, but a little water or saliva will get you slick again.

Petroleum-based lubes: These include Vaseline products, mineral oil products and baby oil. Unfortunately, these products all destroy latex, so they cannot be used with condoms, cervical caps or diaphragms. In addition, they can inflame and irritate the vagina. They also stain clothing. Petroleum-based lubes do tend to last well, so they are often used by men during masturbation.

Natural oil-based lubes:  These are derived from natural oil sources such as nuts or vegetables. Like petroleum-based lubes, they too destroy latex (condoms, diaphragms and cervical caps) and stain clothing. However, they do have one key advantage over petroleum-based lubes: they don’t cause vaginal irritation. This makes them excellent for female [and male] masturbation, unprotected vaginal intercourse, and for massage.

Silicone-based lubes:  These have the benefits of water-based lubricants with the addition of being waterproof, so they may be used in the bath, or the Jacuzzi, or… In addition, they tend to lubricate longer than water-based lubes. Silicone will not hurt latex, so they’re safe with condoms and other forms of barrier birth control; however, they can affect adult toys made from silicone.

So, pick a personal lubricant that’s compatible with your sexual activity,body chemistry, and any birth control or sex toys you are using. There are many companies manufacturing each type of sexual lubricant, so if you don’t like the consistency, scent or other qualities of one lube you have plenty of other choices. Enjoy yourself!

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