Monthly Archives: July 2012

Just how big is your DICK?

I wanted to answer some questions and comments from emails I’ve received.

What is the average size of the penis and what are the extremes?
According to some experts, the average size is 5.9 inches and 90% of all penises are between 5.1 inches and 7 inches. However, there are some as small as 1 inch and as large as 14 inches.
The world records for a fully functional penises are as follows. On the low-end it is 0.6 inches.

Can my penis size be increased?
Yes. There are two widely known and practiced surgical procedures to increase penis size– the Bihari Procedure, and Fat Injection.

The Bihari Procedure consists of cutting loose the ligament that is attached at the base of the penis to the body. This gives an average of between one-half and two inches of increased over all length to the penis. However, because the penis is no longer secured to the person’s body an erection will no longer point straight up.

Fat Injection consists of removing fat from the backs of the patients thighs and injecting it into the body of the penis to make the penis girth larger. In most cases the body rejects a fairly large portion of the fat injection. However,this  procedure may need to be repeated several times and each operation carries with it a severe risk of infection. I strongly disagree with this procedure.

What is circumcision and why is it done?
Well, male circumcision is the surgical removal of the foreskin from the penis. When performed in a hospital, it is usually done very shortly after birth by an acting doctor or midwife. Circumcisions are also given to Jewish boys by a mohel in a ceremony eight days after birth. Some Islamic boys are circumcised when they are older, around age 12 (yikes).
The majority of American boys are circumcised as it is a common practice in this day and age.
The more common reasons for circumcision include: better hygiene, “normal” or
“better” appearance, and “many believe his penis should look just like his father’s.”

Some of the more common reasons against circumcision include: it is no longer necessary for hygienic reasons; it is a very painful procedure, barbaric practice; possibility of infection or surgical error; “normal” or “better” appearance; “his penis should look like his father’s.”, and “much greater sensitivity of uncircumcised penis.”

I hope this clears up some common misconceptions about the penis.

If you have more questions please email me.

Miss Toy

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Mr. Pickett seems harder and more stiff.

A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger.  Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. OUCH. Maybe?  When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood. POW!!

Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves. Yes, by themselves.  Anyway, some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber.  Since these cock rings are not adjustable, the right size needs to be chosen for a proper fit.  For example, one that fits too tightly could be hard to remove and could cut off circulation in the penis entirely.  Metal rings can cause a rash or other skin reactions in some men, so this is something to consider when shopping around. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

So, how do they work? Well, cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect.  Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space.  The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard.  Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

Any questions so far?

For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly.  If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight.  In that case, take the cock ring off immediately.  It’s also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold.  In addition, it’s dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don’t worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.  Really, trust me they have.

As always have fun, ask questions, and let Miss toy help you.

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O.K. let’s do this….. !

Everybody seems obsessed by different sex techniques, all that “how to” or “tips ”, but how about impulsiveness and spontaneity. Have we lost it? The sex essence, impulsive desire, passionate sex, when both of you are so horny and want it now. Seems like we forgot about the pleasure of a spontaneous quickie. Most of us prefer to bring books and magazines to our bedrooms and make it a kind of sex seminar instead of simply having pleasure and enjoying.
Let’s make this clear….  quickie doesn’t mean bad sex, or not quality sex. It’s just a variant of it and having sex in a forbidden place or situation may actually bring you closer to your partner and improve your relationship. It’s like sharing with your partner something nobody else can share and creating a tight intimate connection between the two of you. It’s like having a secret no one but you two will ever know.
The additional dose of adrenaline and the thought of being discovered while having quickie in a public place….well…AWESOME!  By the way, where was the last public place you sucked and fucked? The naughtiness of the situation will wind up both of you and lead to a very passionate and delicious sex, which actually can be much better than the common sexual intercourse you have in your beds.
I know the next question. What about the foreplay? The importance of which has been discussed and highlighted in hundreds of articles and books on sexology. Skip it, the adrenaline in your blood will compensate for any foreplay. Quickie sex is about experimenting. It’s a good chance to apply your sexual creativeness and sex fantasies in the real world. Picture your lover held against the wall, or bend over the stares with her breasts outside the bra, her panties around her knees, it can easily be an erotic fantasy.
So, what holds you back from having quickies? Some people think that by showing their partner that they want quick sex they offend them in some way. But in fact, if you’re horny and lusting for your partner, wanting quick sex will only assure your partner that you still want him/her.
The most amazing thing about a quickie is freedom. There is no right place or time for quickie. It’s only up to you and your imagination not any circumstances. Any circumstance doesn’t matter if you want it now, and if you want it badly. No doubt you will find both place and time, as there is variety to choose between. Look around how many options you have: office table, garden hedge, even toilet will do if you’re really desperate. Keep your feelings fresh and experiment with them. Enjoy, just try not to hurt the esthetic feelings of unwilling witnesses.

Miss Toy

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How Do You Spell H*E*R*P*E*S?

Just because you get older, it doesn’t mean you can be careless about your choice of sexual partners. For those over 60 years of age, you want to do your part to protect yourself. Both men and women need to take the responsibility for having condoms readily available. While they risk of pregnancy is likely in the past, the risk of sexually transmitted diseases is not.

 

Most individuals over the age of 60 aren’t out hooking up with new partners every weekend. Yet the biggest concern should be the people they have been with in the past. They may have been exposed to a sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV from a partner they were once with. They aren’t able to share that information with you as they don’t know it themselves. That is just too big of a risk to take. Should you decide to be part of a committed relationship or if you wanna screw around when you are over 60. You both should be tested for sexually transmitted diseases though. The time frame for additional testing will depend on how much time has passed since each of you has been with someone else. Your medical professionals can provide all of that information for you.

Only after you get go ahead for the doctor can you stop using protection with that partner. Otherwise, WRAP IT UP! You need to decide on the level of trust you have with that person though. Infidelity is a common issue in our society for people of all ages, not just over 60. If you are worried in the least that you may be exposed to anything due to that issue you need to continue using protection. It is very naïve to assume that because you aren’t a spring chicken anymore that you don’t have to worry about the risk of sexually transmitted diseases. There is no discrimination from them based upon your age. Approximately 20% of the population that has tested positive for HIV is over 60 years of age. In at least half of the cases it is believed that they were exposed to the virus by engaging in unprotected sex after the age of 60.

Some individuals of this age group feel it is disrespectful to bring up the use of condoms.WHY???!!! They don’t want to offend potential partners so they don’t even bring it up. Yet if you aren’t able to discuss the issue of safe sex with someone you plan to fuck then it is best to avoid such activity with them all together.Others simply don’t realize they are still at risk at their age. Seniors can catch colds and genital warts! There has been a great deal of information and education offered on the topic in the last 20 years. This was implemented as the number of individuals over 60 years of age with sexually transmitted diseases was on the rise for several years in a row. When you are in your 60’s, you still have plenty of life ahead of you to enjoy. A healthy sex life should be a an enjoyable part of that life. However, you do need to be very

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