Hey…psst…..heeeey …how is it hangin’?


Dildos were probably the first sex toys.

Across the globe, stone, wood, and other raw materials resembling a phallus have been dug up at different archeological sites. Now let’s fast forward a couple of centuries. The rubber dildo did not bounce onto the scene until the 1960’s. Really makes you cringe as to what people were using before. Right?

Now, someone correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t manufacturers’ use PVC filler for a while to make dildos? G-R-O-S-S! Then someone figured out, “hey this stuff works great with pipes too.”  And the rest is history.

  Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They are mostly used for vaginal and/or anal penetration. Now, there are some dildos that look and feel like a natural dick. They have flesh like color, balls, and even synthetic hair. Yousa!  Then there are some that are neon colored, ribbed, and very flexible. While still others are “couture” (designer dix) and that customization is what some people look for. Bottom line is every adult wants their sexual desires fulfilled, and these days they can get it.

I’m gonna do something a bit different here. Last week, I was asked to review some of the toys at my site.

If you have not been to the site…. well here is the address www.keeping-secrets.com.  Anyway, here are my thoughts on Dick, Peter, and Mr. Johnson…. .

Basix 12in Dong W/Suction FleshThe color was not appealing. And I really did not understand the suction flesh thingy. But, the feel was really rather real. It was super easy to clean.

Scene Stealer Solid Dong, Natural-  The 47 other folks who reviewed this were right on target (mini SW episode I  reference). This is just fantastic. The look, feel, size,…..everything is great.

Black Label Cyberskin Gonzo Cock– My friend James tried this one. James said the cyberskin is what made this different. The sensation was really smooth. Kinda sounds like a booze reference not a dick review.

Lastly, here are some vital points that I think most folks should understand. One, have fun. Dildos are about pure pleasure so enjoy.  Two, get your toys from a dealer you trust. Many sex toy sellers/resellers get product(s) from China, Russia, and other countries whose product standards are not as high as the U.S. Lastly, please be careful. When you use these things on yourself or someone else pay attention to the curves and byways of the body. Rammin’ it in can cause alotta pain. Didn’t someone once say precaution is better than band-aids?

I always wanna hear from you.

Let me know what you think.

Miss Toy

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2 thoughts on “Hey…psst…..heeeey …how is it hangin’?

  1. I’m extremely into the science and anatomy of sex and love talking about it and getting people informed on how to have great sex and great self sex. I think it’d be a fun fun job to become a sex toy sales woman for sex toy parties, etc. How do I go about doing this?.

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