Monthly Archives: March 2012

Is that a hair on your nipple??

What is it with men and big boobs? Anatomically, these are glands which we humans use to feed our young. Studies say that the size of the breast depends on the support it gets from the chest.

“BOOBS DOWN!!” Is my battle cry. LOL!

Breast growth increases rapidly during pregnancy and typically, the size of the breast fluctuates throughout the menstrual cycle. All these years I thought it was just my hips. Usually, during old age, the breasts sag because the ligaments supporting it usually elongates.

Anyway, humans are the only animals in the kingdom which have breasts that are permanently swollen. POW!! Because of this, several studies have been made to find out the other functions of the breasts. Listen, does anyone have any ideas? According to scientists, animals mate when their partners are ovulating. Can the same be said of humans? I think not…..we fuck anytime.  Now, it’s said that the breast is the frontal counterpart of the buttocks. Now due to our upright posture, humans are more likely to copulate face to face. This gives new meaning to face down ass up…..right?,

On the flip-side, and despite the fascination folks have in the US for big boobs, there are some cultures which don’t think that it is a worthy area of study. We all know not all men, prefer big tits. The best size is always described as “small, and round” you know like apples, hard, firm and wide apart.”

Now of course these are the ranting’s of a woman whose breast size has always been small.

Questions anyone?

Please check my website http://www.keeping-secrets.com

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E. D. phone home…….use your blutooth.

(before i start i want to say thanks to everyone for  reading the                                                                                                       blog. i know you are busy and i really appreciate you taking                                                                                                               time  out of your day to spend time w/me. BRAVO!!)

As a man gets older the ability to get and to maintain an erection can be harder. (ha ha i said harder) Some men find it just takes a bit more foreplay. They may also find they can’t get a 2nd erection soon after like they once could. Now, most couples find it to be an issue they can easily deal with. And they are still able to have a very satisfying sex life. Now, some males can end up with erectile dysfunction (ED). This can become a serious issue that affects the individual both mentally and physically. At first they may only have the problem once in a while. It can be embarrassing but couples can deal with it.

For other men though erectile dysfunction can end up being a very serious problem. It can result in anger or depression. You see, many men do associate their manhood with their ability to have sexual intercourse. There are many reasons why a man may suffer from erectile dysfunction.

First, medical concerns are the number one factor. Heart disease, high blood pressure, and even diabetes can all cause erectile dysfunction. Seeing a professional about what is going on is very important. They can help prescribe medications that can help with the issue. Sometimes it turns out to be the medications that you are on that make it hard to get an erection. Blood pressure meds are a known culprit. Your doctor can help to determine the cause and get you back on track.

Second, mentally a man can prevent himself from being able to get an erection. Performance issues from the past can sometime creep back up. Not feeling attractive can also be a problem. See, it’s not always women looking in the mirror. Talking to your partner about your fears can help to alleviate them.

Third, changing lifestyle habits can really make a difference too. Some men over aren’t able to get an erection due to heavily smoking, drinking, or weight issues. Working to get rid of these problems under control can help w/the issue of erectile dysfunction.

One of the most frustrating things for men with erectile dysfunction is that it can take time to discover what is going to make a difference. You have to be willing to follow the doctor’s orders. Also THINK. Think about what you are doing, eating, meds you are taking, and be open to trying a new course of action.

Sex for adult men is important and it can be very fulfilling. Don’t be afraid to look at your lifestyle to see where you can make changes. This way you can discover what your options are for effectively dealing with erectile dysfunction. Using sex toys, adult movies, and sensual massage can aid in discovering an entire new approach to sex. Give it a try.

Don’t forget I always wanna hear from you. Let me know what you think. Also my podcast will premiere on sextalkradionetwork.com later this month. Read my introductory blog below for more details.  Listen, if you like sexually frank discussion check out the site (sextalkradionetwork.com)

Lastly, if you are interested in hosting your own podcast drop Marylou an email.

Miss Toy

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Old dude, a duck, and a HOT chick walk into a bar………. .

Maintaining your sex drive as you get older is very important to most people.Sex is a satisfying part of their lifestyle and not one they want to lose. It is normal for a person’s sex drive to diminish some though as they get older. Specifically those over 60 may find it is harder to get into the mood or even to get your body to physically comply with what you want to do.

There are some things you can do though to help you maintain your sex drive as you get older. Living a healthy lifestyle is going to make a very significant impact for you so don’t blow it off. What you choose to do today is going to affect your health and your level of sexual desire as you get older.

Eating a well-balanced diet is something you should incorporate into your life.  Soda and chips is not food! If you aren’t doing it now, then start to make some small changes. As time goes on you will adjust to them and they will become a second nature to you. Consuming too much caffeine can be a problem. If you aren’t getting all the vitamins and nutrients that you need from food, make sure you take a quality supplement.

Make sure you take the time to exercise at least 30 minutes each day as well. Walking is very common for older individuals as it is low impact but very good for the body. Get a companion such as a friend or even a dog that you can walk with each day. Some malls and other locations have indoor walking clubs too which are perfect when the weather turns cold.

Being happy with your body is also important. Too many people start to notice all the small details as they get older. I mean really, gravity hits everyone. They will see every line, wrinkle, lump, hump, and bump on their body so they aren’t comfortable during sex. They don’t have much self-confidence that they are desirable. They aren’t able to let go and enjoy what is taking place because they are too focused on such details.

Let me ask you….. . Do you know someone like that?

Reducing the amount of stress in your life is important as you get older too. The toll it can take on both your body and your mind is more than most of us imagine. Not everyone can be worry free when they are older though. If your finances or relationships aren’t in the best format, it may be hard to get past it.  I have noticed that when a relationship is in trouble…. Sex is the first thing that goes. Do your very best though to reduce as many stressful issues from your life as you can. It will certainly help with your sex drive because you won’t be preoccupied with other things.

If you are healthy as you get older, you will be able to maintain your sex drive. Both men and women have the ability to be turned on sexually until a very late age in life. They also both have the ability to continue having orgasms into those later years as well. It all comes down to how fit a person is though both physically and mentally.

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Age is a number, but dialing can wear you out!!!!

Maintaining your Sex Drive as you get Older

Maintaining your sex drive as you get older is very important to most people. Sex is a satisfying part of their lifestyle and not one they want to lose. It is normal for a person’s sex drive to diminish some though as they get older. Specifically those over 50 may find it is harder to get into the mood or even to get your body to physically comply with what you want to do.

There are some things you can do though to help you maintain your sex drive as you get older. Living a healthy lifestyle is going to make a very significant impact for you so don’t blow it off. What you choose to do today is going to affect your health and your level of sexual desire as you get older. Put the candy bar down.

Eating a well balanced diet is something you should incorporate into your life. If you aren’t doing it now, then start to make some small changes. As time goes on you will adjust to them and they will become a second nature to you. Consuming too much caffeine can be a problem. If you aren’t getting all the vitamins and nutrients that you need from food, make sure you take a quality supplement.

Make sure you take the time to exercise at least 30 minutes each day as well.  And yes, I find this hard to do. Walking is very common for older individuals as it is low impact but very good for the body. Some malls and other locations have indoor walking clubs too which are perfect when the weather turns cold. Being happy with your body is also important. Too many people start to notice all the small details as they get older. I mean really, gravity hits everyone. They will see every line, wrinkle, lump, hump, and bump on their body so they aren’t comfortable during sex. They don’t have much self confidence that they are desirable. They aren’t able to let go and enjoy what is taking place because they are too focused on such details.

Let me ask you….. . Do you know someone like that?

Reducing the amount of stress in your life is important. The toll it can take on both your body and your mind is more than most of us imagine. Not everyone can be worry free when they are older though. If your finances or relationships aren’t in the best format, it can be hard to get past it. Can the church say Amen??  I have noticed that when a relationship is in trouble…. sex is the first thing that goes.  ADIOS. Do your very best though to reduce as many stressful issues from your life as you can.  Stupid people.

It will certainly help with your sex drive because you won’t be preoccupied with other things.

Both men and women have the ability to be turned on sexually until a very late age in life. Get things poppin’ again with a sex toy(s). I am happy to recommend what I can, but take some time and check out http://www.keeping-secrets.com. It’s very discreet and very private

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Hey…psst…..heeeey …how is it hangin’?

Dildos were probably the first sex toys.

Across the globe, stone, wood, and other raw materials resembling a phallus have been dug up at different archeological sites. Now let’s fast forward a couple of centuries. The rubber dildo did not bounce onto the scene until the 1960’s. Really makes you cringe as to what people were using before. Right?

Now, someone correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t manufacturers’ use PVC filler for a while to make dildos? G-R-O-S-S! Then someone figured out, “hey this stuff works great with pipes too.”  And the rest is history.

  Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. They are mostly used for vaginal and/or anal penetration. Now, there are some dildos that look and feel like a natural dick. They have flesh like color, balls, and even synthetic hair. Yousa!  Then there are some that are neon colored, ribbed, and very flexible. While still others are “couture” (designer dix) and that customization is what some people look for. Bottom line is every adult wants their sexual desires fulfilled, and these days they can get it.

I’m gonna do something a bit different here. Last week, I was asked to review some of the toys at my site.

If you have not been to the site…. well here is the address www.keeping-secrets.com.  Anyway, here are my thoughts on Dick, Peter, and Mr. Johnson…. .

Basix 12in Dong W/Suction FleshThe color was not appealing. And I really did not understand the suction flesh thingy. But, the feel was really rather real. It was super easy to clean.

Scene Stealer Solid Dong, Natural-  The 47 other folks who reviewed this were right on target (mini SW episode I  reference). This is just fantastic. The look, feel, size,…..everything is great.

Black Label Cyberskin Gonzo Cock– My friend James tried this one. James said the cyberskin is what made this different. The sensation was really smooth. Kinda sounds like a booze reference not a dick review.

Lastly, here are some vital points that I think most folks should understand. One, have fun. Dildos are about pure pleasure so enjoy.  Two, get your toys from a dealer you trust. Many sex toy sellers/resellers get product(s) from China, Russia, and other countries whose product standards are not as high as the U.S. Lastly, please be careful. When you use these things on yourself or someone else pay attention to the curves and byways of the body. Rammin’ it in can cause alotta pain. Didn’t someone once say precaution is better than band-aids?

I always wanna hear from you.

Let me know what you think.

Miss Toy

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