Monthly Archives: February 2012

What does Daddie Want???

What questions have been asked for decades?                                    Image

Diamonds, are they really a girl’s best friend? Well, hell yes!

Vibrators, which one is best?  Any one you choose…right? I mean it’s not like you can go to the local pharmacy and consult w/the pharmacist about known attributes or side-affects.

And what do women want?

Ummm….. ? Well I could say a buncha things. Rattle off stuff like material things, love, independence or just sex?

And for the sake of argument we are gonna stick w/those 4 things

And I’m sorry….. . Did I say just sex? Sorry.

O.K. let’s start with material things since that is the least abstract.

So, do material things actually make us happy? A person could say they keep things ticking. If your lover buys you a diamond for whatever reason it will keep things interesting….. nes’ pa?  Did I spell that right?

And next up at bat…..  love. Now, this can either be a pain in the ass or a kiss on the cheek. Have you ever noticed when love is mentioned it seems to cause a lot of problems? I mean if you say it to the wrong person or hear it from the wrong person you cringe slightly. YIKES! The opposite is true. If you say I love you to the right person things get umm..rather righteous. Oh, sidebar a friend just told me that a person can only love someone for 2 years. Is that true?  Just 2 years? I think that she musta read that in some magazine.

Or maybe she read it on a public bathroom wall? Don’t forget to flush.

Now independence is a point that many of us forget about. You see independence is what you lose in a relationship. I say lose because things happen. You know, you start…. like always wanting or trying to keep your partner happy but wanting to do your own thing at the same time. I think the lack of independence is THE main reason why relationships breakdown. People suddenly realize that they have lost the freedom to fuck who they want to fuck.

And last but not least….sex. I see so many people walking around with that glazed deer-caught-in-the–headlights stare. For them sex has become some sort of trap. Fucking is like work. Missionary…doggie…69…cowgirl AND then cowgirl…69….doggie..missionary and round and round we go.Kids, let’s not forget women want it. Sex. Women want to feel desired. They don’t want to get bored.

So in the end the answer is women want all those things.

Actually, that is why I have set up my own business. You see selling adult toys: gives into material wants, aids in maintaining a person’s independence, of course is ALL about sex, and you can love yourself or love on someone else.

Miss Toy

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Hell….high water…and not so hot coochie!

There are some significant changes that take place in a woman’s life.

One of them is menopause.

I think a training bra needs to be added to the list too.

Menopause marks the end of the ability to conceive a child. Yea! No more tampons. There will be no more menstrual cycles once the woman is in complete menopause. And don’t ask is once in menopause always in menopause?

Now, it can take years to go from the start to completely finishing it. Most women start the process around 45 and finish around 60. There are exceptions. My cousin went through complete menopause at 28 and once a woman has a complete hysterectomy…’s a wrap!

Now, here is a common misconception.

Women who have gone through menopause no longer have any sexual desire. They may continue to engage in the activity to keep their partner happy, but they don’t get any pleasure out of it. This is certainly not the truth though. Ok, can anyone tell me who the hell came up w/that?

Many women over the age of 60 are in very fulfilling sexual relationships.

They love not having to worry about their period. And kids, who wouldn’t?

what are they called in Europe?

Let me pause for a second and say men, also have to deal w/a woman’s cycle (My dad use to say cycle. Made it sound like a factory), her mood swings, and sometimes physical discomfort.

Anyway getting back to no worries….. . The change of life eliminates an unwanted pregnancy very late in life. This new freedom means a woman can fully focus on the act of sexual activity and not the various repercussions. Many women experience problems with the vagina being dry after menopause (the ol’ powder-puff puss). Vaginal dryness can cause a mental block with sexual intercourse. This can make it hard to get pleasure out of sex. There are some great products on the market that will allow you to moisturize the vagina without any negative side effects. It is a good idea for a woman with such issues to see a gynecologist for a complete evaluation. They can come up with a natural remedy that can prevent ongoing issues. Don’t be embarrassed to discuss the issue with your doctor either. They deal with such issues all the time. They will know how to help you get back on the saddle.

Communicate, talk, and listen it is important to discuss what has taken place.

So, what do you think? I wanna hear from some men out there.

Ladies what natural remedies have you found help?   Miss Toy

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Got to give a lil’ to get a lil’

Looking for entertainment that gives real pleasure?

A feel-good movie or a supernatural or romance novel would do. Spent hours and hours trying to finish chores around the house?

Had movie marathon with the latest movies but still feel…well… unsatisfied?

Ever thought of doing the not-too-conventional form of entertainment?

Any guess what that is? C’mon on you know what I’m talking about.

For some this may not be new and seems normal but for a few (really more than a few)this is something different and well really exciting. I bet you already have a guess what I am talking about. Yes, you are absolutely right!


Watching adult dvds can be really fun and will take the boredom away. See how those sexy chicks exposing their asses or dudes poking their shafts would stir that bored spirit of yours. A good and exciting entertainment needs not to be expensive, cheap porn dvds can give you just the right satisfaction you are looking for. You would never believe your eyes seeing skin, hearing moans or feeling like the guy almost reaching his climax as the wild chick gives him the best blow of his life.

Ass to mouth, woman on top, the crab (anyone ever tried this), the famous ‘sixty-nine’ position; well then if these eye-openers won’t wake that animal being in you better see a sex doctor as soon as possible! Or priest…actually lets just stick with doctor. You would need to have your pulse checked.

Let me ask a question, do you feel that you are not giving your partner the steamy sack session he or she deserves now is the time to make it up to them?

XXX (or is it Xxx) dvds can be a great teacher if you would want to brush up your kama sutra skills or if you would want to learn sex positions that would no doubt bring you and your mate to the seventh heaven.  And listen it does hav to be X*-rated there are many soft-core and teaching dvds you can look over.

I know you can’t wait to give your mate the best sex ever?

Can’t wait to hear her ask for more, more and more?

Feel excited to hear your partner moan or scream as you go down and deeper and deeper inside her or him?

Well then download from the net or just buy XXX dvds that will lead you to a very satisfying sex life.
I’ve always wondered why do we feel shame when someone finds out that you keep porn dvds?

Listen, not all folks who watch titillating ( tee-hee…I said tit) movies have the same purpose as stated above; some  just want to feed their curiosity and find out why a lot of people regardless of age, sex and race are just so into it. Everyone can have access to see these kinds of movies but whatever your purpose is in buying these HOT materials just always remember that having them comes with responsibility.

Be responsible viewers; watch them with the right persons of the right age at the right place.

Miss Toy

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Hello world! SHHH…..I’m on the horn

hey there!!

Miss Toy here

I’m a true S.L.U.T

I’m a southern lady under tremendous stress.

Get between me and a glass of Coke….. .

Well, you are taking your life into your own hands.

I’m a sex toy connoisseur, advocate for the disabled for more than 12 years, and sex educator.

I’m a doer.  So, don’t dare me…”less you want it done

My latest passion(s):

I want to talk about a subject that needs a spotlight put on it.


My beliefs are traditional, and you will always know where you stand with me.

Miss Toy (me) wants to share, educate, and have fun.

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